Blast-Off Minus 18 Days

I, Byron Barnett, am ready to talk about Moon-ghosts. 

Are there any?

If yes, did they used to be people who died an untimely and/or agonizing death while already living on the Moon?

Or could an Earth-ghost slip into a rocket-ship before blast-off as a stowaway, and relocate for a lunar-based haunting situation?

Why has no one studied this? 

Meanwhile, in today’s news, I’m forced to report that there’s been no reply so far on my offer to Galactic Snacking Solutions for me to be their first Off-Earth Snacks Ambassador. 

How odd.

Maybe they’re figuring out how many boxes of Space Cakes they can send up for me to have on hand before they get back to me, but you’d think they could send me a note asking politely for my patience in the meantime. 

And speaking of ghosts, where are the ghost-animals? And in particular the ghost-dinosaurs? 

The giant asteroid that whizzed down from space sixty-six million years ago and slammed into Mexico and wiped out all the dinosaurs should’ve left behind quite a number of dino-ghosts. 

Where are they?

Maybe their ectoplasmic load was too dense, since dinosaurs were so heavy, and they could only last a few seconds in the spectral plane before collapsing under their own weight and disintegrating.

Which brings me to a thought-experiment: if a dino-ghost weighed too much on Earth to last long, would it have lasted longer on the Moon, in one sixth Earth’s gravity?

But getting back to my main subject: people who died a grisly death on the Moon. I think I should look into it. Someone needs to get to the bottom of things up there, haunting-wise.

I’m putting it on my Action List. 

More soon,
Boon

P.S. Here’s my artist’s conception of a ghost orbiting the Moon for all eternity. (My brother helped.)